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Walking down life's
highway many years ago
I came upon a sign that read
Heavens Grocery Store.
When I got a little closer
the doors swung open wide
And when I came to myself
I was standing inside.
I saw a host of angels.
They were standing everywhere
One handed me a basket and said
"My child shop with care."
Everything a human needed
was in that grocery store
And what you could not carry
you could come back for more.
First I got some Patience.
Love was in that same row.
Further down was Understanding,
you need that everywhere you go.
I got a box or two of Wisdom
and Faith a bag or two.
And Charity of course
I would need some of that too.
I couldn't miss the Holy Ghost
It was all over the place.
And then some Strength and Courage
to help me run this race.
My basket was getting full but
I remembered I needed Grace,
And then I chose Salvation for
Salvation was for free
I tried to get enough of that
to do for you and me.
Then I started to the counter
to pay my grocery bill,
For I thought I had everything
to do the Masters will.
As I went up the aisle I saw
Prayer and put that in,
For I knew when I stepped outside
I would run into sin.
Peace and Joy were plentiful,
the last things on the shelf.
Song and Praise were hanging near
so I just helped myself.
Then I said to the angel
"How how much do I owe?"
He smiled and said
"Just take them everywhere you go."
Again I asked "Really now,
how much do I owe?"
"My child " he said,
"God paid your bill a long,
long time ago."
Shannon's version:
Walking down life's
highway many years ago
I came upon a sign that read
Will fuck for food.
When I got a little closer
her legs swung open wide
And when I came to senses
I was already inside.
I saw a host of angels.
I heard her call for Jesus in pleasure
One handed me a condom to avoid the infamous STD
"My child don't ever stop."
Everything i needed
was on that downtown block
And what you could not fuck in one day
you could come back for more.
First I got some Sperm.
Love was in that same row. i did not get any of that i just wanted a fuck.
Further down was mock seriousness,
you need to act sympathetic wherever you go, chicks like that.
I got a box or two of condoms
and lubricant a bag or two.
And Viagra of course
I would need some of that too for i am 62. ( i have rhymed, kill me now)
I couldn't miss the leftover traces of mastrubation
It was all over the place.
And then some longevity and stamina
to help me fuck this bitch.
My penis began to throb
I remembered I needed Grace, she was the next whore down
And then I chose blow jobs for
Blow jobs were for free
I tried to get enough of that
to do for you and me.
Then I started to my car
to pay the bitch for my thrill,
For I thought I had everything
and could now make out my will.
As I went up the alley I saw
A nun and jammed it into her,
For I knew when I stepped outside
I would whip it out.
Sperm and eggs were plentiful,
the last things on the shelf.
Moans and groans were hanging near
so I just helped myself.
Then I said to the pimp
"What do you want mo fo (i don't know if i spelled that right, i hope i did not)?"
He smiled and said
"Just take them everywhere you go."
Again I asked "Really now,
how much do I owe?"
"Now grandpa these bitches are old i don't need them. i hope you take them off my hands. shit. " he said,
"and bitch your son paid your bill a long time ago, he uses the same god damn bitches, they are old enough to be his mothers.."
Eric's version:
Walking down life's
highway many years ago
I came upon a sign that read
I like people to shave my twat.
When I got a little closer
a door swung open wide
And when I came to see myself
I was standing right inside.
I saw the face of a prostitute.
She was standing in her underwear
She handed me a razor and said
"My child shave my cunt with care."
Everything a human could imagine
was in that hussie's twat
And if you can't imagine
i can tell you there was A LOT.
First I saw an elf
A dirty old man was on that same hair.
Further down was the Magic School Bus,
boy had she sucked that baby up,
and she didn't even care.
I found a box or two of tampons
and pads a bag or two.
And Toxic Shock Syndrom of course
She had some of that too.
I couldn't miss the sticky cum
It was all over the place.
And then some blood and dischage
had splashed up on my face.
Her twat was still so full
so i chose to set a steady pace,
And then I saw the inflatable snowman,
the one that had been by the christmas trees!
By this time in the event,
i was in her twat upto my knees.
Then I started to go faster
because i thought i was going to be ill,
I wanted to get this over with
i let a out a cry or two loud and very shrill.
As I went up her vagina I found
a diaphram and put it right back in,
For I knew when she stepped outside
she would continue her job of sin.
Crabs and Herpes were plentiful,
the last things in her snatch.
Genital warts and Pubic lice were hanging near
so I just hurried up and cleared up patch.
Then I said to the prostitute
"You better plan on paying me some hefty dough bitch?"
she smiled and said
"Oh, i will, and thanks for getting rid of that dreadful itch."
Again I said "Pay me now,
or do i have to tell you, just how much you owe?"
"My child " she said,
"My pimp will pay the bill, he's on 42nd and Broadway
now take this Crack Head Elf and go!"
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