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Contributed by Jennifer

Stop and think...

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh, excuse me Please" was my reply.

He said, "Please excuse me too;
Wasn't even watching for you.

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said good-bye.

But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My daughter stood beside me very still.

When I turned, I nearly knocked her down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.

She walked away, her little heart was broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,

"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.

Look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers she brought for you.
She picked them herself, pink, yellow, and blue.

She stood quietly not to spoil the surprise,
and you never saw the tears in her eyes."

By this time, I felt very small
and now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by her bed;
"wake up, little girl, wake up," I said.

"are these the flowers you picked for me?"
She smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.

I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."

I said, "Daughter, I'm sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."

She said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway."

I said, "Daughter, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."

Are you aware that;
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of our lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work that to our family - an unwise investment indeed. So what is behind the story?

Do you know the full word of family?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)AND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU?

Ana's Version

Stop and think...and forget to start...

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh, excuse me Please" was my reply

oooh, another person who thinks all a poem is is to make the ends rhyme. great.

He said, "Please excuse me too;
Wasn't even watching for you. do u want to screw?

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We had a quick bang then went on our way and we said good-bye.

But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
please say u don't screw them too...

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My daughter stood beside me very still.
u know it was GIGANTE!!!!!!!!!!

When I turned, I nearly knocked her down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.

She walked away, her little heart was broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,

"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.

Look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers she brought for you.
She picked them herself, pink, yellow, and blue.

She stood quietly not to spoil the surprise,
and you never saw the tears in her eyes."

By this time, I felt very small
and now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by her bed;
"wake up, little girl, wake up," I said.
oh yes, every parent talks to their children, "wake up little kid, wake up"

"are these the flowers you picked for me?"
no, they're the flowers i picked to shove up my ass. what do u think?!?!
She smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree. under the sea, by the bee. i
thought u could molest them them, just maybe

I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."
and we all know she chose that wording cause she couldn't think of anything else to save her pathetic poem

I said, "Daughter, I'm sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
the stranger i banged earlier was no good in the hay
thats why later i'm going to walk down to the bay to be with this guy Jay whos gay, if i may?

She said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. u can bang Jay all day.
I love you anyway. i say u may."

I said, "Daughter, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."
I think someone's getting a little too excited by the blue flowers

Are you aware that;
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of our lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work that to our family - an unwise investment indeed. So what is behind the story?

Do you know the full word of family?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)AND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU?

Oh my gosh, this is so sweet i think i'm going to...puke. this is even worse than brittany and her gay lover. another girl who thinks writing a poem is making the last word rhyme.

By Shannon

Stop and think...you know you stink

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh, excuse me Please" was my reply.
He looked me a little sly
And i shall this with a sigh
the sex was good with this stranger and i

He said, "Please excuse me too;
Wasn't even watching for you.
But i have been watching you
And away he flew
I mean after all we were through
I am 16 and he being 52.

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said good-bye.
It is like shaking hands with your friend said I.
Just very fast, so let them fly.

But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
For we cannot be bold
And say we are perverts, so we go eat mold
Who gives a fuck about how the story is told.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My daughter stood beside me very still.
She was planning my death so nice and precise
I am sure she could see it all so wonderfully
The blood drenching the carpet...i am not deranged

When I turned, I nearly knocked her down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.
I knew her plan, i must kick her when she is down
Her and her evil little clowns.

She walked away, her little heart was broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.
SO she walked down the street her eyes were smokin.
she gave her pimp a small little token

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,
(i think god should have a large booming voice, so whoever wrote this is dumb, god should have came with fire and brimstone and killed them all, i mean she is a dirty SINNER!)

"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.
So instead talking to your children let them run
free, your daughter cries to easily anyway.
she was in the way

Look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
I know you fine life a bore
But after all you are just a dirty whore

Those are the flowers she brought for you.
She picked them herself, pink, yellow, and blue.
They smell like poo
Just like you
She hates you too
You whore
And then the big moose came and had a big party

She stood quietly not to spoil the surprise,
and you never saw the tears in her eyes."
and the party was so much fun there was cake and
jesus was dancing on your grave...

By this time, I felt very small
and now my tears began to fall.
and all the bears got drunk and started running
around the town
was a "beary" bad massacre
and you are a "beary" bad person

I quietly went and knelt by her bed;
"wake up, little girl, wake up," I said.
why are waking me up you whore
i am sleep ing can't you see
aren't you supposed to be wroking the street or something

"are these the flowers you picked for me?"
She smiled, "no, I found 'em, out by the tree, they
were really for the moose's party, but you took them
and the bears will kill you..

I picked 'em because i wanted to save my life.
I knew you'd like 'em, and take them away."
but now you will pay

I said, "Daughter, I'm sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
i should have sent you away
and with your grandma you would stay
it seems like you are always in the way
mommy can't "work"

She said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I am leaving anyway."

I said, "Daughter, I am glad you are,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."
but when i was at the bar you were there too
how did you get home i don't remember you

Are you aware that;
i took the bus home and bumped int o some weird man asking for you. and from your reaction i think you found him too. and i am leaving now there is no more to say. i am "beary" angry and am leaving today. you are a whore and i cannot wait to see you make love to a dirty ape. snow white will come and watch with alice too. i hope the white rabbit does not torture you.

Do you know the full word of family?
FAMILY = (F)Antasy (A)AND (M)Oney, (I) (L)Oath (Y)OU?

By Karl

Stop and think...

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"outta way bitchface" was my reply.

He said, "Well fuck you too;
I Wasn't even watching for you,

We were very pissed off, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said "hope you die!"

But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My daughter stood beside me lookinh to kill.

Then I burned myself, and nearly fell down.
"You pushed me goddamnit!" I said with a frown.

She walked away, her plans were all foiled.
Her dreams of life insurance, cash were all spoiled.

While I lay awake in bed,
God's voice came to me and said,

"Why yell at your daughter when she wants you dead?,
sneak into her room and smack the bitch in the head!"

Go downstairs, and Look on the floor,
Your daughter is having sex there, she's really a whore.

She does that everynight,and doesnt tell you.

So i went downstairs, and stood quietly not to spoil the surprise,
and I screamed Satan till they had tears in their eyes.."

By this time, they felt very afraid
and now was the time for their ass to be made.

I quietly went and knelt by them on the floor;
"wake up, little girl, wake up, you dumb whore"

"Think you could kill me while sleeping for money?"
She smiled, "You must be worth something, even if barely."

The guy said I picked her for sex because she's pretty like you.
Cause i stalk you and your daughter, at night by canoe."

I said, "i thought your face looked a little familiar."
I see you row by at night in your skipper."

She said, "Oh, Mom maybe not quite today,
but i will find a way to kill you someday."

I said, "Daughter, you havent a chance,
and last night I put herpes in your underpants."

Are you aware that;
you will die tomorrow, the company that you are working for arranged it because you cant do your job worth a damn. they will replace you with a young woman who is willing to sleep with all the other office people. But the family you left behind will reap the benefits from your life insurance fund with much rejoicing. the rest of their lives, you'll be the but of all their jokes. And come to think of it, you dont really like the bastards anyway, do you? life insurance is a unwise investment indeed. So in case your retarded and cant figure it out, i'll fucking spell it out for you.

You should know the full word of family.
FAMILY = (FA)mily in it for the (M)oney, want you dead for (I)nsurance cash, and they whore themse(L)ves out to (Y)uppies with money.
now you know.

KJ

Stop and think...

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Throw down. You wanna start something?" was my reply.
Your reply to what? No one's said anything yet, stupid

He was very impolite, this stranger.
But I showed him not to mess with me, Walker: Texas Ranger

But at home a different story is told,
Because I lie to my family, and my laundry they fold

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My daughter stood beside me very still.
I'm sorry, but "meal" and "still" do not rhyme.

When I turned, I nearly knocked her down.
"Move out of the way" I said with a frown.

She walked away, her little heart was broken.
And I was glad, I ejaculated "Broken rhymes with token".

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,
I hate to rain on your parade, but I believe the phenomenon you expirenced is not "god" but "schitzophrenia"

"I am god, everything I say rhymes, putt your hands together and clap,
I'm not quite clever enough to speak in riddles, so instead I rap

While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.
Telling an idiot kid to move hardly seems like abuse.

Look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers she brought for you.
She picked them herself, pink, yellow, and blue.

She stood quietly not to spoil the surprise,
and you never saw the tears in her eyes."

By this time, I felt very small
and now my tears began to fall.

And because I'm such a godly person, unlike E.A Poe,
Everything I say and do rhymes without rhythm, mo fo.

I quietly went and knelt by her bed;
"wake up, little girl, wake up," I said.

I call her "little girl" because I can never remember her name
Kids all look alike, if you ask me. Anyway, to me they're all the same

"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"
She answered "Well they WERE, until you abused me!"

She continued "But now I am going to keep them, you smell like pee
I will always remember how you've mistreated me"

I picked 'em because they're wilting like you.
You're so old your hair has turned blue."

I said, "I'm not sorry for the way I acted earlier, you dirty bitch whore,
That that back, or else I'll mistreat you more"

She said, "I'd like to see you try, you old hag,
I'll cut off your genitals and put them in a bag

I said, "Daughter, I'll fuck you up, too,
Just like that stranger I refered to"

Are you aware that;
If you die tomorrow, your entire family would rejoice for days on end. And all your friends too.

Do you know the full word of family? Of course not. You're a fool. A worthless fool.
Not the full MEANING of the word family, mind you, the full word of family.
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)AND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU?
This is why the spanish translation of the word "family" is pymtq.
PYMTQ = (P)ADRE (Y) (M)ADRE, (T)E (Q)UIERO

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