Chain letter: Crush signs!

She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
She calls you for homework..... a lot!!
She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
She touches your arm when she talks to you.
She says "No, I'm not telling you who I like!!" with a big smile on her face.
She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seeming interested.
When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends, she's almost always next to you. criticizes (put downs) the girl you like.
She knows your WHOLE family's names (including your dog).
She knows stuff about you like your birthday, eye color, favorite color, screen name, favorite food, favorite band, what music you like and favorite sport.
Her friends outside of school know about you and say she talks of you a lot.
She knows your phone number and address.
She will try and talk and spend time with you as much as possible.

Girls:

His snow ball hits you (but not in the face).
He threw away his laser pointer after you told him you think they promote random acts of violence.
After asking you to sign his yearbook he wrote "How come we never hung out?".
He yelled "Hi!!" to your Mom that day she picked you up from school.
He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cause you couldn't get another girl pal to go and you didn't want to go alone.
Forget your jacket? You can wear his.
His voice get softer ("Heyyy") whenever you two talk.
You hung up on him and he called you back.
You were invited by him to a group outing.
He called you to talk to you about nothing at all.
He imitates your laugh-okay, you do snort sometimes, which makes you laugh even more!!
He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
He sometimes stares strait into your eyes.

Now make a wish:

someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you
someone loves you

OKAY STOP!!
Your wish will come true if you pass this on:

Send this to 0 people, you will never ever get asked out...EVER!!!
Send this to 5 people, your wish will come true in 5 days
Send this to 10 people, your wish will come true in 3 days
Send this to 15 people, your wish will come true in 1 day!!

keira

If someone likes u........

Girls:

he makes eye contact and smiles at you.
he calls you for homework..... a lot!!
he flips his hair when he's talking to you.
he touches your arm when he talks about bangin you.
he says "No, I'm not telling you who I like!!" with a big smile on his face.
he talks about how hard he is while seeming interested.
he criticizes (put downs) the guy you like. (oh my god, christie, i can't beleive u like him... he's jus no good y'know...) (i like how they specify the meaning of 'criticise'.)
he knows your WHOLE family's names (including you, the dog).
he knows stuff about you like your birthday, eye color, penis siz efavorite condom flavor, porn site, favorite position, and best orgasm.
His friends outside of school know about you and say he talks about banging you a lot.
he feels you up.
he will try and talk and spend as much time with your picture as possible.

Guys:
Her snow ball hits you (but not in the face).
she threw away her laser pointer after you told her you think they promote random acts of violence.
After asking you to sign her yearbook she wrote "How cum we never hung out?".
she yelled "Hi!!" to your Mom that day they "met" after school.
she blew off her buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cause you couldn't get another guy pal to go and you didn't want to go alone.
Forget your stockings? You can wear hers.
Her voice get softer ("Heyyy my sexy bitch") whenever you two talk.
You hung up on her and she bitched you out in front of the school.
You were invited by her to a group orgy.
He called you to talk to you about nothing at all.
He imitates your moans, you do snort sometimes, which makes you cry out even more!!
He remembers little things you mention in casual sex.
He sometimes stares strait into your eyes. (while reaching between your legs. nice spelling, btw)
Now make a wish:

                              satan loves you

                            lucifer loves you

             the prince of darkness loves you

                             hitler loves you

                     the antichrist loves you

                           bob dole loves you

                      monica REALLY loves you

                    chewed bababooy loves you

                         monkey boy loves you

                    speared britney loves you

                        billy jones loves you

                          pepperoni loves you

                              moose loves you

                 green eggs and ham loves you

                       eric clapton loves you

                   bobo the gorilla loves you

             the drummer w/ one arm loves you

                             jessie loves you

           homeless breakfast steve loves you

                                who loves you

                            no, who loves you

                            moo moo loves you

                             kitty! loves you

                         copper top loves you

                           lagwagon loves you

                           princess loves you

                        george bush loves you

                    osama bin laden loves you

                         the alkada loves you

                            bananna loves you

                              shank loves you

                          hotstud47 loves you

       a 50 year old child molester loves you

                  the broken heater loves you

                            "vince" loves you

        a pygmie from sasha's navel loves you

                      vaginal davis loves you

 a wee man's naughty part(just one) loves you

                           your MOM loves you

                    the dalai llama loves you

                               Karl loves you

                           big bird loves you

                           the duck loves you

                    the crack whore loves you

              the dead plant matter loves you

                        big brother loves you

                          but me, i hates you.

OKAY STOP!!
Your wish will never come true if you pass this on:

Send this to 0 people, you will suck massive cock!!!
Send this to 5 people, your wish will get your cock sucked!!!!
Send this to 10 people, your wish will get a massive cock!!!!
Send this to 15 people, your wish will get a massice cock that pleasures ITSELF!!!!!!!

so FUCK OFF!!!!

home