Waldo Can YOU find Waldo? You should have no problem finding John Bruckner You know what would be really dumb? Putting the Anti-Bruckner on line 666. That would be stupid. This is 665. But there is an Anti-Bruckner in here somewhere. Avoid him at all costs. He looks just like all the other John Bruckners No, I wasn't dumb enough to put him at 667, either. Oh no! You have found the evil Anti-Bruckner! Now your soul will dwell in eternal peril for the rest of eternity. TOOT! I don't know why I find this so amusing YAY! You found God! Alright! Chances are that now you're a pompous asshole! Alright! There are some cool alt tags I've hidden randomly throughout this document (in case you're wondering, this is the result of an alt tag. It makes magic words float over magic pictures). Anyway, if you can find all the alt tags, without looking at the source, that makes you a big fat loser with too much time to kill. But it'll make you a really COOL big fat loser with too much time to kill. You're almost at the end man! You can do it! You can make it! You have made it to the final John Brucker! Congradulatons, brave person whose sex I am not going to make asusmptions about but more than likely man or woman!

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