The Jodiac
| Mongoose -a tendancy to "accidentally" swollow snakes |
Mosquito -has a smelly butt -and a slutty mom |
| Manitee -Moody, hates having untied shoelaces likes lettuce -Ass |
Marten -For Christ's sake, get a new shirt already! |
| Moose -No one tells you, but you're very ugly |
Muskrat -The coolest of all the Jodiac |
| Muskox -You wish you could be as cool as the Muskrat |
Malard -Way to have a small penis, no penis! |
| Mouse -Rory Dowd |
Mountain Lion -Closet Vegan -Creppy bastard in general |
| Mastiff -barks up your mom's tree! |
Mammoth -Wow! What a huge throbbing cock you have! |