There were some technical difficulties, so some stuff didn't go under the blank where it should have been, I tried to fix it, but I had to guess where some stuff went, so if what you said came out a little screwed up it's not my fault. Or I guess it is, I don't know...anyway, I think I've solved the problem now.


Jon - 04/01/99 02:12:05
Location: CA
Were you offended?: I feel violated
Should I try harder?: No, effort can only lead to failure
Comments:
Hey kj. I have nothing to say, so I will leave you with a short story that i wrote for my english class. Little Billy got a brand new shiny red bike. "I love my shiny red bike," said little Billy. Yes, little Billy loved his shiny red bike, and the shiny red bike loved him too, but in a different way. Little Billy's shiny red bike kept touching him in places he didn't want touched. The End Always remember, kj, "A fuck is a fuck is a fuck" -- Henry Rollins

Kerry k. Knight - 03/01/99 05:37:01
E-mail address: kerryknight@hotmail.com
Location: your ass
Were you offended?: fuck no
Should I try harder?: i dont care
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: shove it up your ass
Your ad here: Oi Oi Oi Skins rule
Comments:
Love you and your site KJ!!!You can put the gun down now kj i have signed you guest book. 14/88

Francesca - 02/25/99 04:15:48
E-mail address: snowboard_420@hotmail.com
Location: ????????
Were you offended?: no
Should I try harder?: hell no
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: dunno
Comments:
Hey Babe! Whats up? Your webpage kicks ass especially the thing about Kerry. She's so cool and I miss her so much. But keep the webpage up. Later

Shannon Elizabeth Kelsey Zuffoletto - 02/23/99 00:55:00
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Harbor/6055
My Email:General Zoisite's Sailor Moon Page
E-mail address: generalzoisite@hotmail.com
Location: Actually, I'm at school at the moment....
Were you offended?: Of course not!
Should I try harder?: Of course!
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: Put more of me and Joe on it ^_^
Your ad here: Go to http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Harbor/6055..it's nifty ^_^
Comments:
Hey babe! ((Hey Woman!)) What's ^? My throat hurts...I gotta get rid of these stupid tonsils. Grr...It's cold...It's making my nipple hard..JUST KIDDING! Anyhoosers, great page, Kage....Ha, I'm a poet and I know it and my feet show it...They're "Long fellows"...You're supposed to laugh...ha ha..fine, be that way. SHUT UP! Anyhoosers, again, Live long and prosper, May the Force be with you, yadidadida. Luv ya babe! Shannon

Natalie - 02/03/99 18:42:20
Were you offended?: Yes
Should I try harder?: No
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: NEW PAGE
Comments:
LOved the page

jessie jones - 02/02/99 14:54:11
E-mail address: pearljan19@aol.com
Were you offended?: of course
Should I try harder?: definitely
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: keep it, baby!
Your ad here: Pretend you're a pice of bread.
Comments:
hello Kj. im at school. i love you~!!!! and Bill too!!!!!

Bob - 01/23/99 08:27:49
My URL:http://kiss.my.butt.net
E-mail address: wavetable1@home.com
Location: Anytown, USA
Were you offended?: Yes, I cant skank right.
Should I try harder?: Harder? You might have to hide that with a book.
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: Umm, organization.
Comments:
I love Natalie Corgan-Brown, even though Corgan probably has first dibs. Maybe I can have seconds? Well, at least Corgan doesn't make her do piggy squeely sounds...Dont be gross, not like that. Anyways...KJ is the shit and that is that. No 5 ways about it. Tootles all! - Love Justin

christine - 01/19/99 22:19:24
E-mail address: ctk2001@aol.com
Were you offended?: wonderfully
Should I try harder?: nah
Comments:
hello, hello. I'm a friend of natalie's and she told me to check out your website and pictures. Very creative!

Kelly - 01/17/99 18:15:26
My URL:http://fly.to/gasmask
My Email:Kelly's Contamination Chamber
E-mail address: godzuki@home.com
Location: in your worst nightmares
Were you offended?: hell yeah!
Should I try harder?: hell yeah!
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: keep em coming!
Your ad here: Go to my site.. it kicks
Comments:
your site is cool.. as always. the pictures are fun to look at. the ready things are fun to read. i demolished my site and started over. check it out. love, Kelly

JOE! - 01/17/99 03:43:04
E-mail address: psychoinsd@aol.com
Location: San Diego
Were you offended?: no way!
Should I try harder?: no, it's the coolst page I've ever been to.
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: make a key
Comments:
I still love it, and I still send people hyperlinks to things one it. I went to that one guy's Satanism page, the guy in Sweden, adn it was really cool, but it freaked me out. Even thought i'm not a chourch whore like all the others.

JOSHA - 01/06/99 02:54:07
My URL:http://..umm..no
E-mail address: gwar10@aol.com
Location: Antarctica
Were you offended?: By what?
Should I try harder?: Of course not!
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: Kill them!
Your ad here: The all new..BEANY FETUS! This lovable pink..thing..can be yours when you send a self addressed, stamped evelope containing your soul and $5.00 (US currency only) to: P.O Box 666, HELL
Comments:
Ummmm.. turds.

Kristin ( your sister) - 12/18/98 23:23:22
E-mail address: MadamKris@aol.com
Location: SAN DIEGO BABY!!
Were you offended?: Hell no! I loved your page
Should I try harder?: naw
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: keep it going
Comments:
I LOVE YOU KJ!!!!!

bill jones - 12/11/98 04:05:30
My URL:http://surf.to/revengeofdoh
My Email:revenge of doh
E-mail address: hendrix@chickmail.com
Location: o'side, ca
Were you offended?: yes! god dammit!
Should I try harder?: yes...please do
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: ad more of the beautiful jessie jones
Your ad here: go to my web page! our banner is below
Comments:

Jessie Jones - 12/07/98 19:48:49
E-mail address: jessie.afable@chickmail.com
Location: Venus
Were you offended?: maybe.............
Should I try harder?: ok
Your ad here: billy Jones is so rad. i love him so much.
What should I do with the ever growing picture population?: leave it unless it grows to be a problem if it isnt already
Comments:
hello Kj Coop. you are rad. i love you. grandma brings joy to christmas. i love you. water!!!!

Alexana - 12/05/98 23:29:07
My URL: http://www.geocities.com/vienna/choir/2610
E-mail address Alexana
Location: San Diego (where the hell else?!)
Were you offended?: of course not
Should I try harder?: yes, you underachiever ;-)
Blah blah blah: "In India once, I saw a Spirit pull a big dead snake right out of abasket and make it dance!"
"If you're five-years-old, why are you losing your hair?"
"...and if this is Victor, don't try to find me. I'm gone, too"
Your ad here: Vivaldi
What should the last blank be??????: most stupid person you have ever met/known
Comments:
hi... am I the only person not from [school] to sign this thing? yes, well... I have nothing to comment, really...other than your page kicks ass... but that's already been said... yes, well.. bye. Alexana, a Roman Catholic

[Note: Natalie and Kristin are not from [school]]


KaRL - 12/03/98 01:14:38
My URL: http://members.aol.com/IndyPunxx/STARS.html
My Email: KaRL
Location: Wouldn't you like To Know...
Were you offended?: Not really Kage.
Blah blah blah: Take it to the 7th Level!
Your ad here: 3 Simple Words: Greatest Band Ever!! Intense Drumming Action from Incredible Dynamic Red Headed Fury! MUSIC REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What should the last blank be??????: Where's My Gun?
Comments:
Kage Rock and Roll you are always adding shit to your site. And people call you an underachiever. Ha! You could Rule the world with that determination. Gotta fLy. C-Yah! -Karl****

Caroline Conlon - 12/01/98 04:50:21
My URL:http://www.nothing.com
My Email:Caroline
Location: San Diego
Comments:
KJ!!! Your Webpage is RAD!!! I love it. It's rad that you put all those pictures of your friends up!! Well, thats all I wanted to say Luv, Caroline

Paul Blickenstaff - 12/01/98 04:30:53
My URL:http://www.lineoffire.com
My Email:Dukowski
Location: San Diego
Were you offended?: Not Really
Should I try harder?: Honey you couldnt try ANY harder!
Your ad here: PINK FUZZY DILDOS ONLY FIFTY CENTS
What should the last blank be??????: Penis Size
Comments:
Hey babe whats goin on. I love the pics of me. Please get more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!. HEHE (( )=======D

Natasha - 11/30/98 04:02:29
My Email:Natasha
Location: San Diego
Were you offended?: I was so offended kj!
Comments:
Hi kj, this is NATASHA!!!! I'm just going to check out all the pretty pics. I love you, and I'll see you tommorrow at [school], your favorite place to be!!!

Natalie Corgan - 11/30/98 01:50:22
My Email:Satan
Location: hell
Were you offended?: YOU WISH!
Should I try harder?: OOHHH HARDER BABY! HARDER!
Your ad here: SMASHING PUMPKINS, RADIOHEAD, PORTISHEAD, PINK FLOYD AND BOB DYLAN ROCK MY WORLD!
What should the last blank be??????: QUEEN BETTY BERYL IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR TACOS CUZ SHE'S LITTLE ORPHAN ELMO!
Comments:
I AM NOT IN THE TACO STEALERS CLUB! SO THERE! I LOVE YOU KJ!!! I LOVE YO SITE HOMEY-G!!!! KEEP ON PUTTING UP MY SHITTY POETRY AND UGLY PICTURES OF ME CUZ I LOVE TO SEE EM!!!! YAY!! I AM ON CRACK TODAY!! CAN'T YOU TELL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LOVE ME ALWAYS, NATALIE CORGAN

KJ Coop - 11/29/98 02:18:23
Comments:
YAY!!!! I got to be the first one to sign my guest book!!!