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Read
Read books, read magazines, read food lables if you find it entertaining. Seeing as I have nothing better to do, I've compiled a list of good books, the astarisked ones are from school:
*Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
Anything by Scott Adams
A maximum of five (5) V.C. Andrews books. She has some good work, but the down side is most of her books are the same story with differnt names and occasionally hair colors for various charicters. The only one that doens't really follow this pattern is My Sweet Audrina which is twisted enough in it's own way. She writes books in series of four, each one about a different family except for the aforementioned book. Each book is about four hundred pages long and it's worth reading one series, or even two, but don't be disappointed when they're suspiciously similar.
Anything by Dave Barry
*Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury This may be my favorite book. It's about censorship, and fighting the evil monster of Status Quo.
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier Takes place at an all-boys, Catholic prep-school (I know, you're thinking "Eww.." but keep reading). Every year this school has a chocolate sale. This one year, a freshman named Jerry Renault refuses to sell the chocolates. (The students have a choice, but it's pretty unheard of to refuse.) Everyone pressures him to sell the chocolates, including a private "club" called the Vigils, but he still doesn't do it. It's really good! (Recommended by Shannon Kelsey)
Beyond the Chocolate War by Robert Cormier Obviously, the sequal to the aforementioned book. It hardly focuses on Renault, but instead the president of the Vigils, Archie Castello, and his stooge, Obe. I think it's even better then the first one!! (Also recommended by Shannon Kelsey. I've never read either one)
The Woman Who Walked Into Doors by Roddy Doyle
Or Not To Be: A Collection Of Suicide Notes by Mark Etkind I think it's kinda dumb that there's an "author" to this. It would be more appropriet to just have an editor or something. I guess it's OK because he does analize each letter, even if most of his analyses are bullshit. In any event, I have this weird fascination with suicide and mental illness, which is probably why I liked this book so much. I found the notes included to be honest and poetic.
Bridget Jones's Diary by Helen Fielding When I found out this book was fiction I wanted my money back. I'm not a big fiction fan. Anyway, this book is about the exploits of some random trendy person, and I liked it because it vivdly reminded me why I wasn't trendy. In this way it was sort of sadistically uplifting. I'm not sure if anyone else in the world would like it, but it's worth a try.
Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen this book is about the author's stay in a nut house. I don't remember the details, or how she eventually gets out, or even if she does, but I liked it, but I like most things pertaining to mental illness, so I guess I should have seen that coming. The back cover is BS by the way. It's a movie now. I haven't seen it, but I've heard good things about it.
*A Seperate Peace by John KnowlesThis was the first school related book I did not absolutely dispise. We had to analize this, but I didn't get much out of that, so I recommend it if for nothing else the surface story alone.
Alpine: History Of A Mountain Settlement by Bea LaForce I like this book for odvious reasons:
1.) I practiacally lived in Alpine before we sold the Ranch, it was my home away from home.
2.) The author is an old friend of my Grandma's
3.) The ranch, my grandma, and her kids, and one of her grandkids (no, not me) are all mentioned/pictured in the book.
I've never actually read it, but that is because I'm familiar with the history of Alpine, and have probably heard most of it spoken by my Grandma, and her kids, if not the author herself.
The Devil's Notebook by Anton LaVeyBy everyone's favorite Satanist, the founder of the Church Of Satan himself, Anton Lavey. This is a book of assorted essays and thoughts of his. The first couple are kind of like "Hey, look at me, I'm a big bad Satanist". That goes away fairly quickly. I recommend it to both Christians and Satanists.
Cutting by Steven Levenkron This is a book about the psychology of the self-mutilater. Having known several, I decided to look for a book about it. This is the only one I found, although since then I've heard of several others. But most of them are about other disorders in addition to self mutilation. Anyway, I found it informative, although I don't agree with everything he says, and at the end aquires sort of a snooty "I'm-perfectly-healthy-everyone-should-aspire-to-be-like-me" tone.
Satan Is Alive And Well On Planet Earth by Hal Lindsey This guy has a lot of funny stuff. Granted, it's not *supposed* to be funny, it is. He's really Christian, and the book in question is the sequel to his book The Late Great Planet Earth, which I've never read. I'm starting the one about SATAN, and will share the index with you:

A few years ago I came face to face with a complete reveral in the academic community. An unusual change came over many who had denied any belief in the power of a supernatural God. The indifferent, the scofferes, the proud agnostics in the Age of Rationalism began to turn to another form of the supernatural. They became involved with psychic research, parapsychology, ESP, mystic philosophies, and Eastern religions. Recently, there has been an upsurge in all forms of the occult!
Witchcraft and Satan worship spread throughout campuses and cities. In America, a so-called civilized country, people are involved in weird rites and rituals