Since Alex could not be present, he asked me to hold up a likeness of him so he could be in the picture anyway. I was unable to find a suitable image on my computer, so I hired an artist to create this composite sketch. And I paid her extra to give him a handle bar moustache, because handle bar moustaches are the best.
Ryan initially refused to be in the picture because his face was freshly re-wounded. I insisted, and we eventually reached the compromise that he would be in the picture with a bag on his head. Well he forgot to put the bag on, but that's what he's holding in his hands.
Isn't that dress I'm wearing great? You can't really see it because I'm squatting so as not to upstage Stephen. But it's great.